May 2013
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
de-de-de:
now watch as the users of tumblr blame yahoo for any change they make to the website
whitetail-music:
Beats earphones are like sound fedoras
growlithed:
protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
suzzannnn:
maybe someday I’ll be able to make really cool art
octosmagiccastle:
I have seen a total of one HALF an episode of One Piece (I didn’t care for it) and I know the ENTIRE 4kids opening of that show.
judge: did you rob 50 banks?
me: ok
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
koppnasty:
I think we all know the best part of the update
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:
happybutts:
peacocks look like they speak french
Watchsplashmama:
catbountry:
racebentdisney:
coelasquid:
snoozlebee:
leidis:
penciltests:
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Deleted Scene
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
supersecretagentdori:
Has anyone considered how weird high fiving is?
Because that shit is whack. Lets all raise our hands to eye level so that they can be slapped by another person in a sign of camaraderie and/or happiness?
The fuck? How woke up one day and started high fiving people?
vvierd:
I HATE REACTING TO PRESENTS
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
spotifylistener:
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
raggedycass:
This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
snapchatting:
my life would probably get 2 notes
gabilliamqueen:
gabilliamqueen:
IM SO PUMPED I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO A FUCKIN BACKFLIP
I CANNOT DO A BACKFLIP
