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Going to Bali, brb in a week.

So, until next Thursday, I’ll be at Bali, Indonesia.

Sounds nice? Nope. I don’t like resorts, beaches, tropical regions and the like, and I’m sure none of you do, either.

Don’t bother me, I’ll have a lot of scrolling to do when I come back.

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My Derpy Keyboard: So I just had a "talk" with mom → altinox.tumblr.com

quantumeagle:

altinox:

quantumeagle:

By that I mean she relentlessly piles on shit I can’t reply to because then it’ll be regarded as “rude” and “talking back”. In this talk, she tells me that it’s “easy for me to get an honor roll.”

Someone just point a fucking gun at my head already.

No worries my friend. Hey, at least your mom isn’t threatening to take your computer away if you don’t get a fucking principal’s award. 

If you get a talk, best thing to do is grin and bear it, it’s much better than the alternative. Try to visualise alternatives in your mind, and I assure you that keeping your mouth shut is always the best option. 

Haiku of wisdom:

She is your mother

Trying to argue with her

Is fucking stupid

Try telling your mom that your computer skills are definitely more important in the long run, but you agree that it’s that the grades that are going to get you a job for that. 

Now shut up and finish your goddamn homework already.

My dad is threatening to send me to boarding school if I don’t get honor roll this term. He hardly jokes around on these things.

Oh god man, I don’t want to lose you. I’LL BE STUCK WITH BRIAN. Which still isn’t bad but isn’t the “best friend” type person.

Just try to do it. Please just actually give a serious fuck about homework and tests for once.

Mar 27, 20124 notes
So I just had a "talk" with mom

quantumeagle:

By that I mean she relentlessly piles on shit I can’t reply to because then it’ll be regarded as “rude” and “talking back”. In this talk, she tells me that it’s “easy for me to get an honor roll.”

Someone just point a fucking gun at my head already.

No worries my friend. Hey, at least your mom isn’t threatening to take your computer away if you don’t get a fucking principal’s award. 

If you get a talk, best thing to do is grin and bear it, it’s much better than the alternative. Try to visualise alternatives in your mind, and I assure you that keeping your mouth shut is always the best option. 

Haiku of wisdom:

She is your mother

Trying to argue with her

Is fucking stupid

Try telling your mom that your computer skills are definitely more important in the long run, but you agree that it’s that the grades that are going to get you a job for that. 

Now shut up and finish your goddamn homework already.

Mar 27, 20124 notes

quantumeagle:

altinox:

quantumeagle:

I have an overdue assignment which extension lasts until tomorrow, when my teacher wants it in or I’ll get a zero on the project.

I can’t do this.

Design Cycle?

No, geography video on the comparison of two similar quakes in different countries…that thing due like two weeks ago.

Must be the anti-facebook voodoo demons being angry at you for breaking your vow of anti-facebookness. Nothing I can do about it, sorry.

Mar 27, 20124 notes

quantumeagle:

I have an overdue assignment which extension lasts until tomorrow, when my teacher wants it in or I’ll get a zero on the project.

I can’t do this.

Design Cycle?

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When I decide to clean: → goo.gl

wowfunniestposts:

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When I’m told to clean:

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this blog is hilarious

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For all your minecraft furniture/design needs. → minecraftdesign.wikia.com
Mar 26, 2012
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Making your Facebook account late
  • People at school: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
  • People at school: *Sends all the friend requests*
  • Your best friends: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIIIIIIND!? YOU ARE DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Internet friends: Add me, you ignorant twat.
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